- Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
- I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
- Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...
- 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
- I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
- Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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