Various useful facts



  1. Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  2. Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
  3. I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
  4. Drink 'til she's cute, but stop before the wedding.
  5. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder ...
  6. 24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... coincidence?
  7. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
  8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.


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