| Log on: | Making a wood stove hotter |
| Log off: | Don't add no more wood |
| Monitor: | Keeping an eye on the wood stove |
| Download: | Getting the firewood off the truck |
| Megaherz: | When you_re not careful getting the firewood |
| Floppy Disk: | What you get from trying to carry too much firewood |
| RAM: | That thing what splits the firewood |
| Hard Drive: | Getting home in the winter time |
| Prompt: | What the mail ain't in the wintertime |
| Windows: | What to shut when it's cold outside |
| Screen: | What to shut when it's black fly season |
| Byte: | What the flies do |
| Chip: | Munchies for the TV |
| Micro chip: | What's in the bottom of the munchie bag |
| Modem: | What you did to the hay fields |
| Dot Matrix: | Old Dan Matrix's wife |
| Lap Top: | Where the kitty sleeps |
| Keyboard: | Where you hang the truck keys |
| Software: | Them plastic forks and knives |
| Mouse: | What eats the grain in the barn |
| Mouse Pad: | That's hippie talk for the mouse hole |
| Main Frame: | Holds up the barn roof |
| Enter: | Northerner talk for "c'mon in, y'all" |
Random Access
Memory: | When you can't remember what you paid for the rifle |