Technology for country folk



Log on:Making a wood stove hotter
Log off:Don't add no more wood
Monitor:Keeping an eye on the wood stove
Download:Getting the firewood off the truck
Megaherz:When you_re not careful getting the firewood
Floppy Disk:What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
RAM:That thing what splits the firewood
Hard Drive:Getting home in the winter time
Prompt:What the mail ain't in the wintertime
Windows:What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen:What to shut when it's black fly season
Byte:What the flies do
Chip:Munchies for the TV
Micro chip:What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
Modem:What you did to the hay fields
Dot Matrix:Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap Top:Where the kitty sleeps
Keyboard:Where you hang the truck keys
Software:Them plastic forks and knives
Mouse: What eats the grain in the barn
Mouse Pad:That's hippie talk for the mouse hole
Main Frame:Holds up the barn roof
Enter:Northerner talk for "c'mon in, y'all"
Random Access
Memory:
When you can't remember what you paid for the rifle



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