Various important philosophical Answers



  1. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
  2. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  3. Animal testing is a terrible idea: they get all nervous and then give the wrong answers.
  4. One-seventh of your life will be spent on Mondays.
  5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.


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