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The Microsoft Strategy


#include <nonsense.h>
#include <lies.h>
#include <spyware.h> /* Microsoft Network Connectivity library */
#include <process.h> /* For the court of law */
#define say(x) lie(x)
#define computeruser ALL_WANT_TO_BUY_OUR_BUGWARE
#define next_year soon
#define the_product_is_ready_to_ship another_beta_version

void main()

{

if (latest_window_version>one_month_old)

while(everyone_chats_about_new_version)

switch (nasty_questions_of_the_worldpress)

while (vapourware)

release(beta_version)

while (everyone_is_dumb_enough_to_buy_our_bugware)

order(plastic_surgeon, make_bill_look_like_poor_bastard);
buy(nice_little_island);
hire(harem);
laugh_at(everyone, for_having_the_patience_year_after_year_for_another_unfinished_version);

}


void bugfix(void)

{

charge (a_lot_of_money);

if (customer_says_he_does_not_want_to_pay_for_bugfix)

if (still_complaints)

}


Text created by Hercule


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